Let me introduce myself. Tubs and Mustache call me Grumpy for no apparent reason. We stayed at my house in Southern California before we began. I like long walks on the beach, and consuming baked goods as well as possessing them.
Some may find it odd that the only one on the trip who can actually drive my car is me. That’s not a problem, though, because I’m awesome. I’m also definitely not full of myself, and always listen to everyone else on the trip with full attention.